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Amit Aggarwal
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Posted on 7/29/2006 10:01:00 AM |
Funny, romantic and all types of jokes
Q. What is the full form of SINGH?
Ans: Sardar insan nahi gadha hai.
Teacher : A for?
Sardar : Apple
Teacher : Zor se bolo....!
Sardar : JAi Mata Di....!
Q. What is the full form of SMS?
Ans. S- Sardaro ka, M- Majak udane ki, S- Service.
In ramayanam, Ravan have 20 eyes. But sighting only one woman. But u have only two eyes, u r sighting daily 200 Girls....Think it " Who is real RAVAN?"
Sardar Opens his Lunch Box in the middle of the road....Why? Just to confirm that he was going or returning from office.
Nasa ne 3 sardar chand par bheje,
Rocket uda, par aadhe raste se vapas aaya,
Jab sardaron se pucha gaya to bole,,,,AAJ AMAVAS HAI, CHAND TO HOGA NAHI!!
Kal dekho bhul na jana.....subah jaldi uth jana......taaze pani se nahana.....phir hamare ghar aana aur zor se aawaz lagana.........................."Jai Shani Maharaj".....
Help ever, Hurt never!
Love ever,Hate never!
Give ever,Expect never!
Smile ever,Cry never!
Think me ever,Forget me never!
gabbar:-are o samba-ye sms padhne wala insan hai ya gadha?
samba:- agar reply karega to insan hai aur agar nahi karega to gadha. abhi pata chal jayega.
Ek tha raja
Ek thi rani
dono mar gaye khatam kahani
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ab neeche kya dead bodies dhoond rahe ho.CHALO SO JAO JALDI SE. GOOD NIGHT
Sardar ji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted mirror. Sardarji shouted : u r seeing my wife. go & sit back. I'll drive auto.
santa to banta : yaar jab tuje thand lagti hai to kya karta hai. banta : yaar heatar ke pass baith jata hoon. Santa: Or jab bahut jore se thand lagti hai tab kya karta hai. Banta : kuch nahi yaar heatar on kar leta hoon
Khat likh rahe hain khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh rahr hain khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
do chatri
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se.... Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.....
Aansu tere ho to ankhe meri ho, dil tera ho dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki bich bazar me juttiya tujhe pade aur kartoot meri ho.
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tumhain paresan karna hamara farz hai
MERI TABIYAT THIK NAHI HAI, DR. KO DIKHAAYA , DR. NE KAHA KISI “BEWAKOOF” KO MSG KARO TEEK HO JAOGE, AB KUCH ACCHA LAG RAHA HAI.
not for you
just a joke ok
IDHAR KUDA HAI, UDHAR KHUDA HAI, JIDAR DEKHO UDHAR KHUDA HAI, IDHAR UDHAR KHUDA HI KHUDA HAI, JIDHAR NAHI KHUDA, KAL KHUDEGA “DELHI METRO, AAP KI SEWA MAI”
MERI BHAGWAAN SE EK HE PRATHANA HAI………………..KI WO TUM JAISA DOST HAR KISI KO DE…………… AAKHIR....................... YE SAZA MEIN AKELE HI KYU SAHU
Dil ke dard ko zuba par late nahi,hum apni aankho se aansu bahate nahin. Zakam kitne bhi khere kyo na ho,hum DETTOL ke siva kuch lagate nahi.
Scientific Question.
How does blood reach ur head?
Simple....!
Direction of liquid always flows towards
"EMPTY SPACE"....
Mere sms ke charche hone lage,
Log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho aap jo aap ko sms mila,
Jise nahi mila wo mobile patak-patak kar rone lage.
Kaku kua ta kua kku kia ku kag kake kai ja..
Congratulation! U have successfully learnt dMONKEYS language. Kindly come & collect ur dcertificate.
Gabbar- Are o sambha ye sms padne wala insan hai ya gadha.
Sambha- Ustad agar reply na karega to gadha, reply dega to aadmi.. Abhi pata chal jayega.
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyu ghurte ho?
Santa: JI aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12"
Khud ko kar buland itnaa,
Ke''... Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche,
aur khuda tumse puche,
''Abe gadhe.. ab utrega kaise.
Reh reh kar mujh ko ek hi khayal ata hay
woh kambukht na janay kon say sabun say nahata hay.
ARZ KIA HAI !!
bakri
bakri chahre pahaar par
bakrii chahree pahaar parr
bakri chahre pahaar par
doosri taraf se uttar gae.
TUMKO KYA PATA MERE DIL ME REH RAHE HO, TUMKO KYA PATA TUM MERE DIL ME BASS RAHE HO, JARA
SIDE HO JAO SANS KI NALI MEIN FANS RAHE HO.
ANDHE KE HATH ME TORCH, BEHRE KE HATH MEIN REDIO, GUNGE KE HATH MEIN MIKE, AOUR AAP KE
HATH MEIN MOBILE WAH WAH kya ZAMANA AA GIYA.
Sadhu - Bhagwan mujhe dard de, dukh de, Sansaar ka gam de, kasht de, taklif de.
Chela - Baba, Bhagwan se itni sari demand kyun kar rahe ho, Shot me biwi maango na.
HAR PATHAR PE LIKHU I MISS U AUR WO HAR PATHAR AAPK KO MARU TAKI TUMHE YEH EHSAAS TO HO KI TUMHE MISS KANRNEY SE MUJHE KITNA DARD HOTA HAI
SUBHHA UTHA KAROO KAAM KIYA KARO, 1 POOJA KIYA KARO, TAKI TUM JEE SAKO, 2 NAHAA LIYA KARO, TAKI SAB JEE SAKEH.
SOMETIMES MY MIND ASKS…. WHY I LIKE YOU? WHY I REMEMBER YOU? WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH? THEN MY HEART ANSWERS ITS SIMPLE BECAUSE I LOVE CARTOONS……….
FROG 2 SARDAR – KYA SARDARO KA DEMAG HOTA HAI. SARDAR – HAAN HOTA HAI. FROG: NAHI HOTA N FROG JUMPS IN THE WATER. SARDAR – ISMEY SUCIDE KARNE KI KYA BAAT HAI.
santa pradhanmantri se milne gaye,to darwaze par mouzood pehredar ne kaha------WAIT PLZ.
santa ne turant bataya ----------60Kg
Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina?
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Yaar , i'm asking u that, Do u miss me na?
Ja raha hai sms mera jane kya gul khilayega Pyar se pada jaayega ya yun hi delete kar diya jaayega, Huwa delete to dil tut jaayega. Na hua delete to reply jarur aayega.
Maine apne mobile ko maar maar kar kaha "Kya re tune mere DOST KO SMS Nahi bheja?" sOrry bol, bol sOrry, bOl. dekhO sorry bOl raha hai.
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TUMHARE PAAS CAR BHEJ RAHA HOON (mercedes benz) khush mat hona, KAPDA MAAR KAR WAPAS BHEJ Dena.
This teddy bear dances when he sees someone SMART!
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L.!L
,Plz don't force him!
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mouse
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o(. .)o
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monkey
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pig
& even
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fish
they all miss u..
& they want u back in the Zoo.
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Yeh fish apni DOSTI ki Nishani hai...!!! Ise sambhal kar rakhna.. Aur ye mar na jaaye... Isliye Mobile PANI me DUBA KAR rakhana.
Ek baar ek ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha, kisi ne kaha baba ke darshan karo, maa beta dono chal diye. Raste me maa ka paanv fisal gaya or vo khai me gir gayi. Beta bola-" Ya khuda teri khudaai, apni te mili nahi baapu d bhi ganwai".
Question: Shaadi me dulhe ke saath baraati kyu aate hain?
Answer: Kyunki bade kehte hain ke kisi ki khushi me jaao na jaao, par musibat me jarur jana chahiye....
Kisi ki jheel Si Ankho Me ..
Yeh Dil Dub Jana Chahta hai..
Par fir Ye Khayal Aata Hai..
Sala, Apun Ko SWIMMING Kahaan Aata Hai??
Udas mat ho yaar..Dono mil k dobara Zanzir banaenge..Tum BIG B ban jana,Hum PRAN ban jaenge..Dono yari hai imaan gana gaenge..Tum BIG B ki tarah farz nibhana..Hum PRAN ki tarah Dosti nibhaenge..Agar Film Flop ho gai to bilkul na Ghabrana..Dono Station par Chai ki Dukan lagaenge..Tum Chai banan aur hum chai-chai chillaenge.Magar Dosti to nibhaenge.
Makaan malik: 500Rs kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar: Theek hai, par aapke makaan me chuhey nach rahe hain.
Makan malik: To saale 500Rs me kya Bipasha nachegi.
Jaani..Jalti ko aag kehte hain..kobra ko naag kehte hain..Garden ko baag kehte hain..Aur aap me jo missing hai use dimaag kehte hain!
Three light saving the earth from the dark One "sunlight", Two "moonlight", Third "you" "tubelight "Ha..Ha..HA..vo bhi fuse.
Santa: What is ur hobby?
Banta: Horse riding.
Santa : When did u ride a horse last time?
Banta:15 years ago,At the time of my marriage..
Sardar: Shirt ke liye Badiya kapda dikhana.
Salesman: Plain me dikhaoon?
Sardar: Hawai jahaz tak jane ki kya jarurat hai? Yahi Dikha do na.
Ji arj kiya hai
Dabbe me Dabba, DAbbe me angoor,
Dabbe me Dabba, DAbbe me angoor......
Kuch bhi likh do padh lega ye langoor! Wah WAh!!
RAb ko dua karta hoon, Har janam me tujhe khushiyon ka sansar mile, jo mujhe abhi msg na kare use apni gf se puri zindagi, behan jaisa pyaar mile.
HEY KRISHNA TU IS KALYUG MEI AA KE TO DEKH.. TUNE PURA PARVAT EK UNGLI PEUTHAYA APNE SAR PE EXAM KE PRESSURE KO UTHA KAR DEKH, TUNE 18 SAAL KI UMAR MEI MAMA KANS KO MARA, BIN LADEN KO HAATH LAGA KAR TO DEKH…. TUNE BHARI MEHFIL MEI DRAUPADI KO SAREE PEHNAEE, MALLIKA KO EK JODI KAPADE PEHNA KAR TO DEKH, TUNE GOKUL KI 1600 GOPIA SATH MEI RAKHI, KALYUG KI EK LADKI PATA KAR TO DEKH… HE KRISHNA TU KALYUG MEI AAKAR TO DEKH…..
HUM TAREEF KE KABIL KAHAN, CHARCHE TO APKE CHALTE HAI, ARE GOLI MARO AISE LOGO KO JO APKI POONCH AUR SEENGH SE JALTE HAI. |
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Dbd
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Posted on 12/16/2007 12:09:42 AM |
Re: Funny, romantic and all types of jokes
excellent,please continue posting |
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Ajay singhal
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Posted on 1/25/2008 5:00:55 AM |
Re: Funny, romantic and all types of jokes
KAMINE
MATLABI
DHOKEBAAZ
BESHARAM
JHUTHE
TUCCHH PRANI
NIRLAJ
KAPTI
IN SAB SE BACHKE RAHNA MERE DOST......: |
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Sunsha
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Posted on 2/8/2008 3:59:00 AM |
Re: Funny, romantic and all types of jokes
complements na bheyjo yeh hame rulate hai zaar zaar,
es bar complements bheja CHAND banakar toooooooo
hume aaya gaya influenza ka bukhar........... |
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Naina
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Posted on 2/8/2008 4:05:40 AM |
Re: Funny, romantic and all types of jokes
we love ourself even after making many mistakes,then how can we hate others for their 1 mistake?seems strange...... but true so think before u hate... |
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Naina
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Posted on 2/8/2008 4:08:27 AM |
Re: Funny, romantic and all types of jokes
some promises are always unbroken,some memories are always unwritten.....feel the magic of true relationand u'll know that some words are always unspoken! |
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Sunsha
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Posted on 2/8/2008 4:12:30 AM |
Re: Funny, romantic and all types of jokes
to
budda
"teri kasam jo tere sath sath paya hai
oh, main nahi meri aarzoo ka saya hai"
from
ur buddi |
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Vala
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Posted on 4/2/2008 8:27:41 AM |
Re: Funny, romantic and all types of jokes
abe o burai ke rasgule,pap ki berfi,bewafa ke laddu,matlabi chuski,badmaske pede,tu bada hi sweet hai re. |
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N.singh
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Posted on 5/8/2008 12:57:53 PM |
Re: Funny, romantic and all types of jokes
ONE day laloo went to US to learn english by goege bush.
laloo came back after three month & called to bush
laloo....who is dis?
bush..hum bushwa bol raha hun |
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Sunsha
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Posted on 6/14/2008 5:13:17 AM |
Re: Funny, romantic and all types of jokes
MAINE TUJSAY PAYR KIYA ABLA SAMAJH KAR
TERE BAAP NE MUJHAY BAJA DALA TABLA SAMAJH KAR. |
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